| 2 | lb | Pork roast cut into 1" pieces |
| 2 | lb | Cheap ground beef (You'll need the fat. This isn't health food) |
| 1/2 | c | GOOD chile powder (Your local supermarket brand tastes like cardboard) |
| 1 | | HUGE onion; roughly chopped |
| 1 | | Head garlic; minced |
| 8 | | New Mexican green chiles; roasted; peeled, seeded, chopped |
| 1 | tb | Hot Hungarian paprika (This is legal. Paprika is a chile.) |
| 1 | tb | Ground cumin |
| 4 | | Beef boullion cubes |
| 1 | cn | (28-oz) crushed tomatoes (Dont' worry. You won't even know they are there.) |
| 1 | | Bottle amber Mexican beer (Dos Equiis; Noche Buena, or any Oktoberfest will do.) |
| 1/4 | c | Bourbon (This is one of those things that just happened.) |
| 2 | | Squares bitter baker's chocolate (Not as weird as it sounds.) |
| | Salt to taste |
