Halloween Chili
| Yield: | 1 Servings |
| Categories: | Halloween |
| 1 1/4 | lb | Ground goblin gizzards (ground beef 15% fat) |
| 1 | md | Eye of Cyclops (onion) |
| 1 | 15 Oz. Can soft shelled beetles (kidney beans) | |
| 1 | 28 Oz. Can blood of bat (V-8 juice) | |
| 1/8 | ts | Pureed wasp (prepared mustard) |
| 1/4 | ts | Common dried weed (oregano) |
| 1 | ds | Redtailed hawk toenails (crushed red pepper) |
| 2 | ts | Ground sumac blossom (chili powder) |
| 1 | ts | Hemlock (honey or sugar) |
| 1/2 | c | Fresh grubs (sliced celery) |
| 1 | tb | Eye of Newt (pearled barley) |
| 1 | tb | Dried maggots (uncooked rice) |
| Water from a stagnant pond (tap water) |
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